Fore-Play

Just as forewords are bodies of text that appear before the written Word, we give you a fore-play, for our blog is in essence a Play in many acts.

What you will find here is a adulterous (non-faithful) reproduction of the diverse manifestations of the human condition, both pathological (P) and non-pathological (NP). We will study such emotions as jealousy (P), greed (NP), love (P), hate (NP) and irony (P=NP?)couched in uncommon turns of phrase and amusing linguistic manipulations such as the pun (hence the name PUNNILINGUS, a new term coined to denote dextrous diddling of humor devices to release all pent up playfulness), and through the eyes of our protagonist and his supporting members. There will be numerous subliminal references to theoretical computer science, Higher mathematics, cute animals and Pop culture.

For those of you who did not understand the previous paragraph, here's the low down:
"Dumb guys. We Make Fun. Its Niiice." If you got the irony of the P=NP reference, that is fine too. We know your demographic.

To give a peek into the play, we give a little pen-picture of the protagonist, followed by an actual scan of an artist's impression (It was made in pencil, doesnt count as a pen picture).

Behold Triplicane Prasanna Sundararajan, AKA Tips!

(To the western reader: This is quite like your work mate Srinivasa Murthy Anatha Narayanan who will be trained to respond to "S-MAN".)

For your best reading experience, I recommend you make a mental image of Tips. Think of a short, stocky, bespectacled beacon of incoherent verbiage with an infinite capability for stupidity. Even better, think of a dark skinned, overconfident twenty something Homer Simpson with an Indian accent. We'll live vicariously through the experiences and profound realizations of Tips as he goes through the various existential phases of his life and reaches a climactic end once in a while. It is totally irrelevant if you relate to the character or not. In my experience, we are all related to such a character at some point of time or other. In the meantime, enjoy the witty phrasings, triple entendres (meaning-a-trois) and other such assorted amusements.

We propound the following mantra to maximize your enjoyment. Internalize this. Repeat after me.

"If you are hard to please, you will be called a dick" .

In fact, we'll call you a circus sized dick (latin: biggus dickus), if you havent been turned on by this fore-play.

WARNINGS AND DISCLAIMERS:

1. It is a crime (a misdemeanor, nothing more than an agreeable child-like mischief) to read this if you are under eighteen (does not mean that an eighteen year old is above you) or are illiterate or cannot parse parantheses. If you are just illiterate, we recommend images.google.com, but if you can understand our recommendation, you dont really need it. Keep reading for more such examples of concrete irony.

2. An unestimated number of wild animals will be emotionally damaged during the making of this play. The number is of course dependent on the readership (minus the illiterates).

Thank You. Come Again.